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I live a charmed life! (Mooching from my ex-wife)
By:
William Folk
I live a charmed life! I used to think the ex-wife was evil, mean, wicked and nasty...
Last week the ex-wife showed up at the front door with a box in her hand. When I let her in, she lead me to the bedroom saying: "I want to give you something, but I've got a doctor's appointment at the county health clinic so we have to make it quick." I did my magic and she left with a big grin and a giggle.
Later I saw that she had left the box on the table and called her on the phone. She said that they were a gift... a full box of Cohiba Esplendidos! WOW!
I know these are hard to come by, so I asked: "Are they REAL?" "As real as my love for you!" she answered.
I've never seen a fancy package like that, so I asked her: "Any ideas on how to open the box?"
"Just break the glass top, Dumb-A$$!" (She always called me that, it's a sign of affection.)
I've been smoking these for a few days now and have a cigar question: Does smoking Cuban cigars give you a burning sensation when you pee?
Thanks to C.Gars Ltd.
for the picture of the fake Cohiba glass-topped box.
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